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TODAY'S FEATURE: the Dennis Dart

THE DENNIS DART IS SINGAPORE'S SHORTEST BUS, AT ONLY 9.407M LONG, 3.203M HIGH. ALL 10 OF THEM ARE CURRENTLY UP FOR SALE. SBS8009A (Bbdep 92) SBS8010U (BBDEP 92) SBS8011S (BBDEP 92) SBS8012P (BbDEP 92) SBS8013L (BBDEP 92) - BS: CitySpeed Car Sharing SBS8014J (BBDEP 92) SBS8015G (BNDEP 42/SP) SBS8016D (BNDEP 42) SBS8017B (BBDEP 92) SBS8018Z (BNDEP 42) - NEA Anti-Dengue: It's Closer Than You Think ENGINE: CUMMINS ENGINE (5883cc) GEARBOX: ALLISON AT545 (AUTO) GEARBOX SEATING CAPACITY: 33 STANDING CAPACITY: 20 AC: SUTRAK TONNAGE: 6.58 REGISTERED: APRIL 1994

TODAY'S FEATURE: MY BROKEN HAND

Great, the last thing I need is a broken hand, today was my Maths and Biology. Managable, I guess. JUST 1 more day till this cast is off!

SPECIAL BUSES

SBS Transit SBS 9888Y (First low-floor SuperBus in singapore, only Volvo B10TL with a ZF 5HP590 gearbox) - AMDEP 25 SBS 9889U (first bus to be designed by ComfortDelgro Engineering) - BBDEP 166 SBS 1688K (only diesel Volvo B10BLE in Singapore) - HGDEP 163 SBS 2888T (Only Scania L94UB in SBS Transit's fleet) - Express 518 - Update: On a Sunday I took it at around 1640 at Opp Tampines JC, Tampines Ave 7 SBS 0997A (only non-bendy super-long bus in Singapore) - HGDEP 62 SBS 2988M and SBS 2989K (first two CNG buses in Singapore) (SLBP 105) (SLBP 243G) SBS 0073R (OAC Scania with completely refurbished interior) - BNDEP SP SBS 9810X (Melbourne-built Volvo Super Olympian and the only one now with EDS (except SBS 9889U)) (BRBP 31) SBS 2750G (only DM3500 B10M with Webasto air-conditioner) - BNDEP 9 SBS 2754X (only DM3500 B10M with plug-doors) - BNDEP 8 SBS 2779A (only DM3500 B10M with EDS) - HGDEP 107/107M Newly added to the list SBS 8030L (Only Volvo B7RLE in SBS Transit's fleet) (SLBP 174) SBS 8033D (The demonstrator of Scania K230UB) (SLBP 183) SBS 8031J ( The only MAN 18.240 HOCL-NL in SBS Transit's fleet ) (BNDEP 17) SMRT Buses *TIB 0838H (first bendy bus in Singapore) - route 172 *TIB 1024H (demonstrator Volgren bendy) - route 913 *TIB 1017D and TIB 1018B (only Volgren-bodied Dennis Lance buses) - both on route 851 *TIB 1257C (former CSS bus and only Dennis Lance in CSS' fleet before it was transferred to $MRT) - route 980 *TIB 0905Y (demonstrator Hino Volgren) - route 941 *TIB 0700X (DAF with Hispano-like front) - route 172 Newly added to the list *TIB 0792E (The only CAC Merz fitted with OAC windows ) (KJDEP 307) *TIB 1034D [Only Hispano Habit Bendy fitted with LAWO Orange EDS (The type of EDS found on SMB0001H)] (KJDEP 190) *TIB 0484U (Hispano OAC Merz fitted with LAWO Orange EDS) (WLDEP 857) *TIB 0595H (Hispano OAC Merz fitted with LAWO Orange EDS) (WLDEP SP) *SMB 0001H (First OC500LE in SMRT's fleet) (KJDEP 190)

Buses are expensive

MARKET PRICES Volvo B10BLE/Volgren/ZF (1688K): $290,494/= Volvo B10BLE-CNG/Volgren/ZF (2988M): $392,935/= Volvo B10BLE-CNG/Volgren/ZF (2989K): $345,601/= Volvo B10M Mk II/WA+DM/ZF: $170k - $185k Volvo B10M Mk III/DM/Voith: $179,359 - $205,089 Volvo B10M Mk IV/DM/Voith (882Y): $194,473 Volvo B10M Mk IV/DM/Voith: $176,792 - $177,183 Volvo B10M Mk IV/DM/ZF: $190k - $205k Volvo B10M Mk IV/WA Strider/ZF: $175k - $190k Volvo B10M Mk IV/DM 3500/Voith (2689B-2788Z): $190k - $200k Volvo B10M Mk IV/DM 3500/Voith (2789X-2838M): $182,317 - $182,327 Volvo B10M-70 Mk IV 14.5m/DM (997A): $204,810/= Volvo B10MA-60 Mk IV/DM/ZF (998Y): $286,611/= MB O.405GN/Volgren/ZF (999U): $455,348/= Volvo Olympian 2-axle/WA/Voith: $235k - $240k Volvo Olympian 3-axle/WA/ZF (9200G-9400X): ~$290k Volvo Olympian 3-axle/WA/ZF (9401T-9596P): $295k - $315k Volvo Olympian 3-axle/WA/ZF (9597L-9670K): $339,382 - $372,560 Volvo B10TL 3-axle/Volgren/Voith (9800A-9849K except 9810X): $398,355/= Volvo B10TL 3-axle/Volgren Australia/Voith (9810X): $389,944/= (cheaper than other VSOs) Volvo B10TL 3-axle/WA/ZF (9888Y): $464,374/= Leyland Olympian 3-axle/WA/ZF: ~$300k MB O405 OAC/WA/MB: $210k - $230k MB O405 OAC/DM/MB: $200k - $225k MB O405 OAC/DM/Voith: $200k - $215k MB O405 NAC+CAC/DM/MB: $170k - $188k Scania N113CRB OAC/WA/Voith: $200k - $205k Scania N113CRB NAC+CAC/WA/Voith: $180k - $185k Scania L94UB/Volgren/ZF (2888T): $152,737/= Dennis Trident/DM 5000/Voith (9671E-9689E): ~$364k Dennis Trident/DM 5000/Voith (9690A): $377,815/= Dennis Dart/DM: ~$168k Lameo MRTBus: $1,204,203 Lameo SuperMegaUltraLong L95 K231 79-axle FUNNEL edition: $3,816,799.99 SMRTB MB O405/Hispano/ZF: $235k - $265k MB O405/Volgren/ZF: $226,241/= MB O405G/Hispano Box/ZF: $355k - $400k MB O405G/Hispano Box/ZF (838H): $587,636/= MB O405G/Hispano Smiley/ZF: $350k - $360k MB O405G/Volgren/ZF: $350k - $365k MB O405G/Volgren/Voith: $355k - $370k MB O405G/Habit/Voith: $340k - $380k MB O405G/Habit/ZF: $320k - $360k MB O405G/Habit/ZF (1148J-1176C): $350k - $365k Scania L113CRL/WA Strider/ZF: ~$240k Scania L113CRL/Elbo/ZF: ~$240k DAF SB220/Voith: ~$260k Hino HS3KRKK/Volgren/ZF: $157,737/= Hino HS3KRKA/Volgren (905Y): $220,000/= Dennis Lance UMW/DM/ZF: $159,650/= Dennis Lance UMW/Volgren/ZF: $171,590/= Dennis Lance/DM/ZF: $165,000/= Nissan U31RCN/Fuji/ZF: $246,486/=

SBS old favourites ALL GONE NOOOOOO

ALBION VIKING ASHOK LEYLAND Mercedes-Benz OF1413. Volvo B57 The Leyland Atlantean AN68. Volvo B10MA-60 Articulated. Mercedes-Benz O.305.

Monsieur Lameo has just received a quiz...

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Sheesh man, what colour is yours? 2. Honestly, whats on your mind? I am a free thinker... Well philosophically I'm a christian, but whatever... NEXT QUESTION 3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Doing this nonsensical quiz. 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? You kiddin'? 8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Kendrick. 9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? What is the point of jealously. I must work harder dammit. 10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? FUNNEL! 11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Rarely. 12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Used to. Anorexia. 13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yeah man, I'm bored stiff. 14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Yes, and I'm not telling you what THEY are. 15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? I DO NOT hate anyone... yet. I have high tolerence. 18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Excuse me? ANGER SECTION 1. What do you do when you’re mad? My usual bodily functions. Honestly, I rarely react. 2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Jon-at-han hit me with helmet x3 HARD, I hit helmet x1 SOFT. K.O.! 3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Yeah, and I seriously regret that. 4. Do you swear when you’re mad? Not usually. CRYING SECTION 1.When was the last time you actually cried? a few seconds ago, reading this pitiful question. 2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes. 3. Do certain songs make you cry? Yes. 4. What usually makes you cry? Yes. HAPPY SECTION 1. Are you usually a happy person? Yes. 2. What makes you the happiest? FUNNEL! RANDOM SECTION What did you do this afternoon? FUNNEL! -When was the last time you smiled? 4 days ago, approximately 3:14pm. -Can you use chopsticks? NO! DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT! -Who was the last person you lied in bed with? ... Okay, I will ignore this. -Do you remember what you were like a year ago? Yes, how sad. -Do you have unlimited texting? No, prepaid card, man. -Ever cried because of happiness? Nope. -Anything you're giving up on? Something stupid... -Whose pool did you last swim in? The governments' -Are you planning on throwing a party this summer? How do I throw a GIGANTIC PARTY when it is so heavy? -What makes you laugh? FUNNEL. -How was last weekend? weekend-ish. -Where would you go right this second? I wouldn't go right this second... I'd go left. -What are your plans for the morning? FUNNEL. -Do you have a ceiling fan located in your room? Room? what room? F.Y.I., you are richer than me. -What is the worst thing that has happened to you lately? hmm... doing this pitiful quiz. -What color is your car? FUNNEL. -What sounds are you currently hearing? KA-BOOM! My sentry blew up and I don't know why! -Have you told anybody you loved them today? Sadly, no. -Do you miss anyone? Not really. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH -Are you growing apart from someone close? I really don't know. -Where was your default pic taken? The scary one? Haha, on my webcam of my banned laptop. CANT USE IT FOR 1.325 YEARS -Are you in a good mood? Nope. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH -Do you love your life? I wish I had another one. Cats are so lucky. -Who do you trust with EVERYTHING? Myself. -What will you be doing in 3 hours? FUNNEL! -What were you doing at midnight last night? Let me think... FUNNEL! -What is your favorite thing to wear? Formal. -Do you think you are a good driver? Yes, I know the exact driving tools of the MAN 16.240 SBS81S. (DEMO) -Could you go a day without eating? I can go 5. (Done that once.) -Were you happy when you woke up today? FUNNEL! -Are you ticklish? YES! -First thing you do when you wake up? FUNNEL! -What's on your bedroom floor right now? Bedroom. Hahahahahah. -Do you trust people easily? No, takes long dedication to convince me. -Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? 3. -How many pillows on your bed? Bed? HAhahahahaha. Heard about matresses dude? -Are you single? Define 'single'. If you mean 'single-celled', then no.

RANDOM POLL!

Pick 20 people: 1. Kenryk 2. Kenryk Abraham 3. Kenryk Abraham Chacko 4. Kenryk Chacko 5. Kenryk Chacko Ky Fu 6. Ky Fu 7. Kenryk Abraham Chacko Ky Fu 8. Kenryk Abraham Chacko Ky Fu Jacob 9. Kenryk Jacob 10. K. F. Chacko. 11. K. A. 12. K. 13. K.A.C. 14. K.A.C.K.F. 15. K.A.C.K.F.J. 16. The Kenryk who has Chacko in his name 17. The Kenryk who has Abraham in his name 18. The Kenryk who has Kenryk in his name 19. The Kenryk who has Ky Fu in his name 20. The Kenryk who has Jacob in his name Okay, great. NOW FOR SOME QUESTIONS: 1) What is 1+1? 2 2) Do you suck? Yes 3) What do you suck? Air 4) One day BA and LALA met each other and got married. What was their Child called? BALALA 5) What begins with F and rhymes with Tunnel? FUNNEL! 6) Did someone just say funnel? Yes. 7) FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! What's your point? 8) Finish the following sequence: 1234567890? € 9) What is the most reactive element known to man? Potatium 10) FINAL QUESTION! 1903983-21393409=12892410949013298, Why did you bother reading this? I dunno. THE END!

TOP 10 OBJECTS I WANNA GET!

#1: Team Fortress 2 #2: NERF weapons #3: A Striker Omelette Weapon Of Mass Destruction V3.0 #4: A time-controlling remote #5: My own pet DUMBASS #6: Porta-pusher CD (JKJK) #7: An IQ of 174! (oh wait, I already have that) #8: SPORE #9: A NEW HANDPHONE #10: A Striker Omelette Black Hole Generator 3000

TOP 10 people I have crushes on!

#1: CENSORED (UNCENSORING IN 17 Potune 1341) #2: CENSORED #3: CENSORED #4: CENSORED #5:CENSORED #6: CENSORED #7: CENSORED #8:CENSORED #9: CENSORED #10: CENSORED

TOP 10 GAMES ON EARTH

#0: STRIKER OMELETTE #1: SPORE! #2: TEAM FORTRESS 2 (sorry) #3: Grand Theft Auto #4: WORMS #5: Porta-Pusher (JKJK!) #6: Warcraft #7: HALO #8: SONIC #9: Counter-Strike #10: not sure.

NERD!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU AREN'T THE FIRST PERSON TO MY BLOG!!!

Well, looky here, another bored visitor to my blog. You must be veery desperate aren't you. Lemme guess, you a girl, a boy? AHA! I knew it. And your name..... it begins with a... a.... -P, yes P- for potato?? No?? Darn. Okay, well strictly speaking, in this here blog, I'll be posting my personal feelings on random topics. My opinion on the boys of the class, in random order(I'm not risking commenting on the girls): Wei Zhang : FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! FLEEP! 7.3/10.0 Cyrus : You are diligent,hardworking,forgetful,sick,disgusting,revolting,repusive >Ahem< sorry about that. 8.13/10.0 Yos : IN YOUR FACE! 6.54/10.0 Jeren : short,short,short,short,short,short,short,short,short,short. 7.89/ 10.0 Adrian : ERROR 0405: TO BIG TO DESCRIBE 6.93/10.0 Joshua : LOL! 6.67/10.0 Clarence: Ideastealer, Negative, pessimist, so-called hated, not liked. 8.220000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10.0 (TAKE THAT!) Lim Jeck: YOU WANT 62? YOU GOT IT! 6.26262626262/10.0 Jonathan: SBS1688K, SBS 2888T, SBS 2988M, SBS 8030L, SBS 8031J, SBS 997A 8.930997381680339889/10.0 Aik Wee: FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! FUNNEL! 7.8891/10.0 Kendrick: YOU LIKE PI? WELL! YOU ASKED FOR IT! 3.14159/10.0 Gabriel: JOKER! ACT-PRO! FLIRTER! LAMEO! 4.69696969/10.0 Yao Rui: No description required. 7.93/10.0 Nathanael: BALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA 7.68/10.0