Monsieur Lameo has just received a quiz...

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Sheesh man, what colour is yours? 2. Honestly, whats on your mind? I am a free thinker... Well philosophically I'm a christian, but whatever... NEXT QUESTION 3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Doing this nonsensical quiz. 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? You kiddin'? 8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Kendrick. 9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? What is the point of jealously. I must work harder dammit. 10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? FUNNEL! 11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Rarely. 12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Used to. Anorexia. 13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yeah man, I'm bored stiff. 14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Yes, and I'm not telling you what THEY are. 15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? I DO NOT hate anyone... yet. I have high tolerence. 18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Excuse me? ANGER SECTION 1. What do you do when you’re mad? My usual bodily functions. Honestly, I rarely react. 2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Jon-at-han hit me with helmet x3 HARD, I hit helmet x1 SOFT. K.O.! 3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Yeah, and I seriously regret that. 4. Do you swear when you’re mad? Not usually. CRYING SECTION 1.When was the last time you actually cried? a few seconds ago, reading this pitiful question. 2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes. 3. Do certain songs make you cry? Yes. 4. What usually makes you cry? Yes. HAPPY SECTION 1. Are you usually a happy person? Yes. 2. What makes you the happiest? FUNNEL! RANDOM SECTION What did you do this afternoon? FUNNEL! -When was the last time you smiled? 4 days ago, approximately 3:14pm. -Can you use chopsticks? NO! DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT! -Who was the last person you lied in bed with? ... Okay, I will ignore this. -Do you remember what you were like a year ago? Yes, how sad. -Do you have unlimited texting? No, prepaid card, man. -Ever cried because of happiness? Nope. -Anything you're giving up on? Something stupid... -Whose pool did you last swim in? The governments' -Are you planning on throwing a party this summer? How do I throw a GIGANTIC PARTY when it is so heavy? -What makes you laugh? FUNNEL. -How was last weekend? weekend-ish. -Where would you go right this second? I wouldn't go right this second... I'd go left. -What are your plans for the morning? FUNNEL. -Do you have a ceiling fan located in your room? Room? what room? F.Y.I., you are richer than me. -What is the worst thing that has happened to you lately? hmm... doing this pitiful quiz. -What color is your car? FUNNEL. -What sounds are you currently hearing? KA-BOOM! My sentry blew up and I don't know why! -Have you told anybody you loved them today? Sadly, no. -Do you miss anyone? Not really. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH -Are you growing apart from someone close? I really don't know. -Where was your default pic taken? The scary one? Haha, on my webcam of my banned laptop. CANT USE IT FOR 1.325 YEARS -Are you in a good mood? Nope. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH -Do you love your life? I wish I had another one. Cats are so lucky. -Who do you trust with EVERYTHING? Myself. -What will you be doing in 3 hours? FUNNEL! -What were you doing at midnight last night? Let me think... FUNNEL! -What is your favorite thing to wear? Formal. -Do you think you are a good driver? Yes, I know the exact driving tools of the MAN 16.240 SBS81S. (DEMO) -Could you go a day without eating? I can go 5. (Done that once.) -Were you happy when you woke up today? FUNNEL! -Are you ticklish? YES! -First thing you do when you wake up? FUNNEL! -What's on your bedroom floor right now? Bedroom. Hahahahahah. -Do you trust people easily? No, takes long dedication to convince me. -Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? 3. -How many pillows on your bed? Bed? HAhahahahaha. Heard about matresses dude? -Are you single? Define 'single'. If you mean 'single-celled', then no.